fruitsinbreedbasket:


Meanwhile in the After Life…

My little “deadly conga” -sketch escalated to this. And I still haven’t finished the speech for Monday…




The Gaang + Flat Design





for centuries, the element of change has followed you from each life to the next, pulsing through the world in all its states of order and disorder—a cycle promising that nothing is ever truly lost, only conserved in another form to come back time and time again.










ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables



burgerking:

Hello beautiful.


mitunathehelicaptor:

i love how i went from “lol xDDDD ill type how i liek xD rawr” to “Text talk is stupid. I’m never going to typo ever again in my whole life~” to “r u fuckin srs rn i dont have time 4 this shit”





  • me: im so tired, i could collapse into bed and sleep for a year..
  • me: gets in bed
  • me: how was earth created
  • me: who made microwaves
  • me: how does the internet even work
  • me: i'm hungry
  • me: feels bad about something i did 4 years ago
  • me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
  • me: too tired to sleep